Dreams

I have been having crazy dreams lately! Dixon has challenged me to finish the seventh Harry Potter by the time we go to the beach (which is nearly a month away..woot woot), so I have been reading like crazy! My teachers always told me that reading was good for me, but I beg to differ! I have had so many Harry Potter dreams lately...Sometimes I actually think that I live at Hogwarts. Between Voldemort chasing me and Ron (which is Dixon disguised as Ron) Weasley trying to save me, I have not been getting the best of sleep. So after thinking it over, I decided that I needed to start a new book... one that wouldn't lead me to believe I'm someone with magical powers!
So I did the logical thing... I headed to the library to get a library card (Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Name that show...)! Welp, when I got there, there was a massive line so I decided to check the place out. It was one of the better libraries I've seen, but that was until I met the librarian. When the line had died down, I walked to the front desk and asked if I could get a library card. The librarian looked me up and down and in a firm..demeaning voice she said: "IF your over 18, then I need proof of that, and I'll need proof of your address, and I'll need 3 references that I can contact to make sure you'll treat our books right." And with that, I was out of there. I finally got up the courage to go back yesterday, and after another confrontation with the lady, I recieved my bright yellow library card (why would you make a library card yellow... it doesn't make much sense to me). Needless to say, I now have in my lap a good book by Nicholas Sparks that IS DUE IN TWO WEEKS. I capitalize that because thats how this lady told me when it was due. Come on people, its not like I'm completely incomprehensive... I mean just cuz I have dreams that I'm Harry Potter, doesn't mean that I can't understand english!
So hopefully, the Potter dreams will come to a halt and I will be able to get a good nights rest!